Manly yes, but I like it too!
14 Aug 2010
Not to long ago I was having pain near my nether region. I thought it was a hernia. I went to the doctor for the first time in years. She did some major poking around (which I did not appreciate). She asked questions like: Does it hurt here? I’d answer, not until just now. She asked, does it hurt to ejaculate. I said “how would I know, I’m married.”
Turns out, I have an infection or inflammation in some of my manly parts. Something only men get. And not very many men at that. I have a very manly ailment. I kind of like the way that sounds. I decided to channel my inner butch. I bought all the items I could think of that represented masculinity.
Craig caught me dying my beard. 
I didn’t think gray hair was a good repesentation of my new virility.
So I’m still having pain, but I look good in it. What says manly more than one of the village people. 
8 Responses
2010 Aug 14
Going to doctors = bleh. Manly new look = a riot. Although I’m dying to know what Craig thinks…
2010 Aug 15
Yep. He’s now my little brown lumberjack man. It’s scary. He looked especially manly watching all his HGTV shows yesterday with his legs crossed. I shudder to think what comes next…Monster truck rallies? WWF TV nonstop?? I draw the line at Nascar.
Sleeping with one of the Village People last night was vaguely familiar. He kept poking me to roll over accusing me of snoring just like that other guy I’ve been sleeping with. Hmmm…
By the way – Irish Spring and Old Spice stink.
2010 Aug 15
LOLOLOL…….
Paul, paul, you are just too funny. You are far too manly in that camo hat, shades and lumberjack beard. I just don’t think the world can handle that much butch.
2010 Aug 15
Nice.
I hope those manly parts heal up quickly.
I want to know what your shirt says, to go along with that camo hat and shades. Perhaps that evens things out a tad.
2010 Aug 15
The T shirt is from the candy store. On the back is our Logo, on the front it says, I’m the kid in the candy store. Not so butch I’m afraid. Tomorrow I’m going to wear Guiness T shirt. Watch out.
2010 Aug 17
LOL… this totally makes me laugh. Thank you so much.
…. still laughing…
2010 Aug 18
Now you just need a plug of tobacco…
2010 Aug 19
Sorry to hear about your health problems Paul, I wish you a speedy recovery hon. I love your new look! And I have to say your blogs are super, your sense of humor and insights are priceless. I’m slow at reading everyone’s posts, but it’s always a treat when I do.