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I feel pretty……

20 Nov 2011

20 Nov, 2011  On my mind

The aging process sneaks up on you quickly after you wave goodbye to your 40′s.  I decided that since I feel 18 on the inside I would try to make the outside a little closer to that than 80.  I figured that in your mid 50′s you can have a little work done with out ending up looking like Joan Rivers.  Here’s the step by step.

Me before.

Look at that neck and the saggy eye lids.  It’s surprising I’m allowed in public.

I look better already right?

                                                                                                         

The neck is done.  I think it’s fabulous.  Now for the eyebrows.

                                                                                                     

I think I look 20 years younger.  Craig seems to think I need a lawyer.  I’m not sure whether he means malpractice or divorce.  I think I’m stunning.  I just went on line and joined the Joan Rivers fan club.  I am having a hard time smiling.

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8 Responses

  1. 1 Michael
    2011 Nov 20

    I think that perhaps someone with a superactive imagination and extra time on a Sunday afternoon found a new use for his iPhone4s. But the results are stunning!

    Is there much of a waiting line for your services?

    By the way, thanks for the hospitality and good times last week. Adam and I love spending time at your home. And good luck on the esophageal stricture!

  2. 2 Allison
    2011 Nov 20

    I can’t stop laughing. Paul you are such a riot.

  3. 3 craig
    2011 Nov 20

    I’ve been telling Paul for what seems like decades that he looks great the way he was and that he would probably regret having any work done. Not only is he back to being a vegetarian again because no meat can be chewed enough to get through the esophagus, but his veggies come out of a Gerber jar…love those strained peas, huh honey

  4. 4 Ashley Rae
    2011 Nov 20

    LOL… love the post. You are hilarious…

  5. 5 Kristin
    2011 Nov 21

    I was going to be alarmed there for a minute, but instead I’ve had a good laugh for today. You’re just too funny.

  6. 6 Brandon
    2011 Nov 22

    The picture with the bandages really scared me. I’m glad the surgery turned out okay, anyway. ;)

  7. 7 Jennifer Pearce
    2011 Nov 24

    Well, I guess that’s one way to do it. Albeit a slightly disturbing one with the blood and bandages. Funny though, very funny. Thanks for being so…um…pretty. ;) I actually agree with Craig. You look great just the way you are.

  8. 8 Coleen
    2012 Jan 07

    <3 this Paul! I always love a good laugh!


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